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(1) In East London slang, a term of endearment used to describe a grumpy, bitter and twisted old man.
(2) A working sailing boat ("Lune Whammel") originally designed in the early 1900s and most commonly found in the Lune Estuary / Morecambe Bay, Lancashire, England.
(3) Transitive verb meaning to turn over.
There's a whammel sailing that Whammel but he's not going to whammel for us.
whammel by Cinders July 31, 2008
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I'm taking the whammel up the cut. Means I'm taking the dog for a walk along the nearby navigational waterway.
Whammel by rimaraf October 7, 2012
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“Yam tekkin whammel Down tha cut?”
-are you taking the dog down the cannal
Whammel by Jonafon April 2, 2019
Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.
At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.
Whammed by Sethteka December 15, 2018

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

whammered 

Dude, we got so whammered last night!
whammered by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

So how about those Whammers? 

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"So how about those Whammers?"