Whaleswanker Share definition Flag it says it all a guy or a cunt who likes to wank whale knobs for some obscure sick reason heh look, Alan AKA JQG is the WORSE whaleswanker ever, thats prolly cuz himself is lacking a cock Whaleswanker by Supernova March 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Whaleswanker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch