Whaft

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead

girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft

by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010

whaft the huck

The phrase you use when something is just too wack.

by hk zel March 10, 2019

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015

Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down”

by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019

At the end of the day she was so whaft she would barely form a sentence.

by Otheclevernessofme February 2, 2023