-"Hey Bill, wanna go get drinks after work?"
-"Sorry I can't tonight."
-"Oh hello
Wack Arnold. When did you get here? I thought I was talking to my friend Bill."
-"Dude this party sucks."
-"Yeah I heard
Wack Arnold put this together."
-"I'm thinking about going on a diet."
-"You know who you sound like right now?
Wack Arnold."
-"Hey Joe, I need to take tomorrow off. I'm taking my family up to Canada for the weekend."
-"Canada? Who's your travel agent?
Wack Arnold?"
-"Dude it hurts when I pee. I think that chick gave me something last night."
-"Did you go home with
Wack Arnold again?"