weylum

A super cool dude who used to make epic youtube videos. He ia a total g but watch out cuz he can throw hands.

Person 1: yooooo weylum love the work you have been putting out recently
Weylum: thanks man

person2: yoooooo hate the content you have been putting out lately
Weylum: shut the f up you mother trucker, go watch some peppa pig, b word

weylum by Petethekat.com April 19, 2022

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weblump

The act of using your laptop while defecating.

"While on the pot, Janelle likes to enjoy a weblump"

AJ:"How did you get shit on your laptop, Nate?"
Nate:"It was the back splash from the weblump I took earlier!"

weblump by JNL_88 May 1, 2008

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weylum • weblump • wetlumps

wetlumps

Funny Chinese men that love driving to gambling facilities on two-way bike lanes. They are known for being consumed by brainrot, spewing nonsensical sentences including phrases such as: sigma, mew, and rizz. They also often have extremely bad, badminton tourney win-loss ratios like 7:147. Additionally, they are found wet and lumpy.

Also be known as a weylum.

Person 1: I'm scared to talk to women, can you give me advice?
Person 2: nah you fine, you the rizzler frfr, and you benched 185 before
Person 1: bro what???? you're such a wetlumps!

wetlumps by Zayo727 December 14, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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