weblump

The act of using your laptop while defecating.

"While on the pot, Janelle likes to enjoy a weblump"

AJ:"How did you get shit on your laptop, Nate?"
Nate:"It was the back splash from the weblump I took earlier!"

by JNL_88 May 1, 2008

Wablumpieshoobashukdoopdapshweep

It’s a fancy word, boomer duck.

I am a Wablumpieshoobashukdoopdapshweep.

by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020

webjumping

the action of visiting random sites on the internet, usually to fight boredom or discover new stuff. Example web service: http://www.webjumping.com

"Dude, this meeting is so f***ing boring. I'll go webjumping instead."

by Stefan Winter December 10, 2008

wetlumps

Funny Chinese men that love driving to gambling facilities on two-way bike lanes. They are known for being consumed by brainrot, spewing nonsensical sentences including phrases such as: sigma, mew, and rizz. They also often have extremely bad, badminton tourney win-loss ratios like 7:147. Additionally, they are found wet and lumpy.

Also be known as a weylum.

Person 1: I'm scared to talk to women, can you give me advice?
Person 2: nah you fine, you the rizzler frfr, and you benched 185 before
Person 1: bro what???? you're such a wetlumps!

by Zayo727 December 14, 2024