wetwest

wetwest

"Nigga i came from the wetwest!"
"the what nigga, you high on some methological shit!"
"what does that mean bro?"

by bvroman April 4, 2022

Wet West Texas

Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.

I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.

by TTech Guy April 29, 2010

Loudest laugh, wettest pants

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.

He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.

by Smoof April 6, 2008

The Wettest Out

Being wetter than all the other people in the world; the wettest out. AKA swag.

Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out

by thewettestout October 14, 2010

wetwetsie

A person who tries to have a good comeback but fails miserably and ends up acting like a wet cat

Well aren’t you a wetwetsie, trying to be smart?

by Bordomeisakiller November 4, 2017

wettest place on earth

Chloe G doe

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth

by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020

Wettest Willy

After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.

In their post-coitus haze Colby never saw her coming with the Wettest Willy ready on her dripping finger. Colby was never the same after…

by TheWillier February 5, 2026