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Wet West Texas
Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
Wet West Texas by TTech Guy April 29, 2010
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The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
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The Wettest Out
Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out
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Wettest Willy
After intercourse (male and female) where the man unloads into the woman’s vagina, she takes her pointer finger, scoops out some semen and then wiggles said finger in the man’s ear.
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Wettest Willy by TheWillier February 5, 2026
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