Man if your girl keeps bitching about not getting her pussy ate she is bound to give you a wet watermelon!
by Hammer411 June 17, 2010
A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.
by Angela Diablo November 20, 2015