wet toast 

A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.

Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.

wet toast by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

wet toast 

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

wet toast by squarehand May 7, 2007

Wet toast 

Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.

"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."

Wet toast by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer September 9, 2015

wet toast party 

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

wet toast party by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.

The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!

Wet Toast Eagles by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023

Wet Toast Sandwich 

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

Wet Toast Sandwich by Meme investigator September 16, 2018

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

Toasted wet willy by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022