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Definitions by MinecraftBloke123

Dan Andrewsing 

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
Dan Andrewsing by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
Do you watch The Hub or X-Videos?
The Hub by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
Steve by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Dan Andrews 

1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.

National Party 

The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.
The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.

Liberal Party 

A good party in Australia that is centre-right and liberal conservative.
Guy 1: Who are you voting for?
Guy 2: I'm voting for the Liberal Party like usual. They are a good party unlike the Labor Party or the Greens.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!