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wet spam

Derogatory slang for West Ham United Football Club by other jealous glory hunters, because they are rubbish (apparently)

See also: Football Banter.
Ryan: Oi mate coming to the pub to watch the match?

Lee: Oh you mean between WET SPAM and ARSEnal? Not a chance mate! I'd rather suck my nan's nips.
by Flange Chicken September 15, 2015
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