wet paper 

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

wet paper by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016

wet paper 

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

wet paper by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

Wet Paper Bag 

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

Wet Paper Bag by SaucyWench May 29, 2016

Wet Paper Bag Scenario 

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

Wet Paper Bag Scenario by davidism1 August 9, 2022

wet paper towel 

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

wet paper towel by Nibger May 25, 2017

Wet Paper Bag 

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.

Wet Paper Bag by Sima June 30, 2005

wet paper towel 

Smell it. What do you smell?

wet paper towel by PW August 8, 2003