A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.
1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.
2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.
1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass
2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.
To get up from the toilet without wiping ones ass; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.
I quickly wet assed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.
This is a song title by the rappers Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. The song is about female genitals In a sexual manner. The song has 3 million plays on Spotify. Cardi B wanted rapper/ Songwriter Lizzo in the video but she was out of town
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.