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Western Canada

Western Canada is a region of Canada generally including all parts of Canada west of the province of Ontario.

From West to East it includes the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba.
The population of Western Canada is approximately 10 million, or 1/3 of the entire Canadian population.
Home of the Canada's Pacific Coast, the Rocky Mountains, the praries full of hard working farmers, Stephen Harper & Old Stlye Pilsner beer.
"I used to drink Pilsner all the time back when I worked in Western Canada."
"I recently moved to Toronto after living in Western Canada for 18 years."
Western Canada by travman6 June 13, 2009
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Western Canada

A drug and booze filled part of Canada, mostly filled with arrogant people who consider them selves important to Canada. People in Western Canada complain about the East Coast of Canada, because the East Coast knows how to relax and have a good time, which puts a damper on people wanting to actually visit the West. Western Canada is filled with worthless Statues such as the worlds biggest perogie, dinosaur and beaver... in hopes to attract business to there towns. Western Canada also continues to pollute and kill our animals so that they can keep there precious oil sands.
Maritimer: What do you do for a living.
Arrogant Westerner: I work high up in an oil firm, how about you, suppose you fish, but are on unemployment right now.
Maritimer: Well actually I'm a CEO for the Scotia Bank in Halifax.

Western Canada: Arrogant, Alcoholic, Drug user, Unhappy, Thinks he/ she is important, hick, waste of space.
Western Canada by Edmontonian321 January 24, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016