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Western Canada

Western Canada is a region of Canada generally including all parts of Canada west of the province of Ontario.

From West to East it includes the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba.
The population of Western Canada is approximately 10 million, or 1/3 of the entire Canadian population.
Home of the Canada's Pacific Coast, the Rocky Mountains, the praries full of hard working farmers, Stephen Harper & Old Stlye Pilsner beer.
"I used to drink Pilsner all the time back when I worked in Western Canada."
"I recently moved to Toronto after living in Western Canada for 18 years."
Western Canada by travman6 June 13, 2009
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Western Canada

A drug and booze filled part of Canada, mostly filled with arrogant people who consider them selves important to Canada. People in Western Canada complain about the East Coast of Canada, because the East Coast knows how to relax and have a good time, which puts a damper on people wanting to actually visit the West. Western Canada is filled with worthless Statues such as the worlds biggest perogie, dinosaur and beaver... in hopes to attract business to there towns. Western Canada also continues to pollute and kill our animals so that they can keep there precious oil sands.
Maritimer: What do you do for a living.
Arrogant Westerner: I work high up in an oil firm, how about you, suppose you fish, but are on unemployment right now.
Maritimer: Well actually I'm a CEO for the Scotia Bank in Halifax.

Western Canada: Arrogant, Alcoholic, Drug user, Unhappy, Thinks he/ she is important, hick, waste of space.
Western Canada by Edmontonian321 January 24, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026