While you are buzzed; demanding that your wife/girlfriend blows you and sticks their finger in your ass at the same time, all while you suck down a cherry slurpee.
When I go home, I am going to try and get my wife to go for the Nasty Westergaurd.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.