wenie

wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.

baby:Mamamaaaa... my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!

*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.

wenie by moomie February 13, 2008

wenie man 

well, a wenie man is a fully grown man with a wenie instead of a wenis!

man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?

wenie man by wenie genie April 18, 2008

penis-wenie 

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

penis-wenie by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison

Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

Willy weiner by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.

I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.

weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015

five weenies 

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020