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wenie

wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.
baby:Mamamaaaa... my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!

*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.
by moomie February 13, 2008
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wenie man

well, a wenie man is a fully grown man with a wenie instead of a wenis!
man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
by wenie genie April 18, 2008
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A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.
"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"
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EMS Weenie

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.
"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
by FF44 December 8, 2013
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weiner wednesday

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.
I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
by Jodofo October 17, 2015
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five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.
Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020
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