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welfare whores

those of our country, who, out of their own laziness, and incompentecy, repeatedly produce offspring in order to increase the amount of welfare they receive; basically screwing for government money, so the lazy pigs don't have to work.
Lady: "Hey, Jimbo, if we have three more kids, they'll give us 1,000 more per month! Whoo boy!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"
welfare whores by Tromboner73 October 22, 2010
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Welfare Whore 

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.
Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!
Welfare Whore by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Welfare Whore 

Morbidly obese blob of pig fat that shit's babies of different colors and ethnic back rounds. Doesn't know what contraception is but knows the meaning of the word "fuck". Suck's the life out of the entitlement system with every baby "it" shit's out. Get's 100 dollars of child support or more from each father "it" know's the identity of. "most likely 1 of them". Plus an extra amount of money on their food stamps card for each child as well as that "extra welfare check". Doesn't work, only eat's, screams, complains and bitches about her living situation. Has an extra refrigerator. Leaves her children unsupervised and later down the line become ether drug addicts, wife beaters, thugs, thieves and parasites.
Welfare bitch.

Welfare whores.

Welfare slut.

Pops a baby.

Weflare sheboon.

Baby machine.

AIDS.
Welfare Whore by Miko4968 April 8, 2010

Welfare whore 

An agent that accepts legal currency in exchange for infringing on inherent civil liberties and rights, regularly executed by means of extortion utilizing a monopoly on violence, namely government.
That police officer is a real welfare whore; he doesn't understand or respect liberty.
Welfare whore by @Goose_heart August 17, 2017

Welfare Whore 

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.
Welfare Whore by Fluffy March 3, 2003
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