weintraub

when you reach nirvana

"Dude, I went to this drum circle on Venice Beach. It was like weintraub"

by mockheroic March 07, 2007

Weintraub

A badass Jew who is straighter than a ruler.

Hey who's that guy with Vanessa? Oh its just a Weintraub.

by NotGayJew May 02, 2015

sandy weintraub

a sandy weintraub is a sexual activity in which a man covers his dick with lube and then sticks it in the sand to make the sand stick to the lube. then he proceeds to have anal sex with a woman and his sand covered dick thus tearing apart her anus like a lion through a gazelle carcass

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex on the beach and I gave her the sandy weintraub"

by twat's my name again? December 03, 2007

Pull a Weintraub

When you are out with a group of friends (greater than 5). You leave when you are ready to leave ...and leave the goodbye's, until next time.

It is like an Irish Goodbye, except it is not, because you are pulling a Weintraub. Unlike, the Irish Goodbye, pulling a Weintraub does not involve the word Goodbye at all.

When you pull a Weintraub, you will know what an example looks like!!

by Weintraub & Weintraub July 15, 2011

Leela Weintraub

Leela is the best friend in the whole wide world. She is swag

“Omg Leela Weintraub did you set off the smoke alarm again?”

by Havfanacc August 19, 2021

Weintraub Wednesday

the act of drinking until you black out on a school night

I can't wait till weintraub Wednesday this week, my 8am got cancelled

by Jerry slime October 14, 2019