weezin

The act of, or pertaining to; lying, deceiving, or artificialy portraying yourself as something that you are not.

nigga please, dat aint yo whip - y u weezin, fo sho!

weezin by David A. Breeden April 11, 2007

weezin' the juice 

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

weezin' the juice by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

Weezin the Juice 

You still squeez the jucie, juicy here.

Coined from the movie Iniceno man w/ Polly Shores.

Dude if that turd is stuck sqeeze the juice and get it out!

Your still Weezin the juice like an old school cave dweller man. How's you english? Mine sucks!

Weezin the Juice by EmphasisOnthePLSNowPart May 23, 2010

Weeding 

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.

I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.

Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal

Bitch I'm wheezing

Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018

Weefin 

A craving for a marijuana high

Ain't no weed out here, I'm weefin.

Weefin by BeandB May 15, 2016