wetoddid 

(we*TODD*did)

A word that was coined by my uncle's coworker, whose name was Todd, as a less-intelligent-sounding replacement for retarded. One who is slow, retarded, and/or stupid. The word is a synonym for retarded, in both actual and slang definitions, and can be used the same way by anyone wishing to ridicule anyone who is described by the word while at the same time mocking them and/or emphasizing the word. Can also be used to determine if people are awake/asleep, paying attention/spaced out, reading/staring at the book, baked/sober, drunk/sober, or for eavesdropper detection.

Syn: retarded.

Jesus: A-kuh-duh, dee-dee-dee, i wanna suck sum cackberries.
Conner: Ok, you can suck mine.
Jesus: (licking Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet" book) I was joking, you cracker. Go eat your mom's tuna. (resumes licking)
Conner: No, how about you do it.
Jesus: You wanna go?
Conner: No, I don't want to go out with you.
Jesus: Wow, you're wetoddid...

wetoddid by C.J.H. April 22, 2008

weetoddid 

Amusingly retarded or retardedly fun.

Last week's road trip was weetoddid!

weetoddid by Special Man November 10, 2004

wetoddit

retarded in Jamuel's language (if u dono jamuel then ur deprived) if you couldn't figure that out urself then you obvoisly are "wetoddit"

Man those Californians sure are wetoddit!

Jamuel: Wetoddit
Lauren n Ryan n Kaley: *laughing hysterically for hours*!

wetoddit by Lauren Walker June 12, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012