A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

Five weenies

Umm idk but its definitely NOT todoroki

My name is NOT five weenies. i am shoto for UA and i want to be a hero.

Five weenies by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020

hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

hand weenie by BoneBoneBoneBoneBone November 2, 2020

Jeenie. Weenie

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.

Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

Jeenie. Weenie by Just me and my opinion_12345 June 3, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026