WeetBix 

• A popular type of Australian breakfast cereal superior to vitabrits made from shredded wheet by the health food company "Sanitarium". Promoted by the cream of Australian sports stars such as George Gregan, Tim Cahill and Brett Lee.

• They are often eaten very quickly as sogginess becomes a rapid problem.

• The more WeetBix eaten each morning, the more masculine/tough/sporty the human is considered to be.

• "The breakfast of champions"

• "You better get out of bed right now! I've already put the milk on your weetbix!"

• "How many do you do?" "Tim Cahill does 9!"

WeetBix by SuperFlorence August 27, 2006

Weetbix 

Weetbix is Australian slang for masturbation, based on the popular cereal brand.

A weetbix with milk is a climax, while half a weetbix is an interrupted wank.

Oh yeah mate, I had a mad weetbix with milk last night

Weetbix by yadayadayadablahblahblah September 13, 2018

weetbix challenge 

An australian challenge where the person tries to eat as many dry weetbix as they can without spitting it out or drinking water in one minute.

The dry weetbix generally sucks all moisture from the mouth, making it difficult to generate enough moisture to swallow, causing the person doing the challenge to almost breathe out the weetbix flakes, which is very funny to watch!!!

Couple of guys bored one day...

Hey, want to do the weetbix challenge?

Yeah, sure, how many can you do?

I did five last week before my mouth dried up and I couldn't swallow another!

weetbix challenge by Australiansarefunny! September 3, 2013

Weetbix Vagina 

A very dry pussy

An old lady's dried up vagina, as it has not been in use since 1920

Nana's cunt has gone all weetbix.

He was so bad in bed it made my pussy as dry as weetbix.

That Nun is bound to have a weetbix vagina

Weetbix Vagina by dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

charr on weetbix 

Charr is a fucking goat. He is so good at every game, he makes the whole lobby run and leave within a second. He has a life and touches grass everyday. He has a big penis and pulls all the bitches.

omg is that charr on weetbix?

yeah, his so hot.

charr on weetbix by that kid on weetbix June 17, 2022

spicy weetbix 

A Bloody legend in the aussie meme community

woah who made that meme?
Spicy Weetbix
Oh, of course

spicy weetbix by TheDuolingoBird April 7, 2019

soggy cum weetbix 

dirty teens favourite snack

o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix

soggy cum weetbix by BIg dong woman November 1, 2020