weepathon 

A long bout of crying; Begins when least expected and ends for no apparent reason.

Last week Chris had a thirty hour weepathon, what a pussy.

weepathon by Jonathan A. E. A. R. December 30, 2006

Weedationship 

A weedationship is a “ relationship “ which is solely based under the influence of weed.

Jade and Martin had a weedationship 2020

Weedationship by ukdefinitions November 20, 2020

Urban Weeptionary 

A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.

The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatory definitions to Urban Weeptionary.

Urban Weeptionary by dgsdgggsfghddhghf February 1, 2017