weep weep

excretions made after a woman is aroused. skeet skeet

she got that weep weep all over the bed

by jocelina May 6, 2007

bah weep grana weep ninny bon

The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.

You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)

by Autobot365 March 4, 2010

ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong

The universal greeting, as stated in Transformers the Movie.

"Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

Read it and weep

From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”

Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!

by Like_Mezcal May 16, 2018

read it and weep

You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.

"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."

by calmecac August 10, 2009

weep off

To masturbate using one's own recently cried tears as lubricant.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Marc?

Guy 2: That smokin hot chick just shot him down hard.

Guy 1: I bet he's going to weep off again tonight.

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009