Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.
Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
A social engagement or date where two people come together to enjoy nature's benefit of marijuana. Food that is infused, blunts/joints, & oil. Both parties remain higher than a kite while entertaining the other.
Warning: will cause munchies, excessive laughter, and put yo ass to bed.
He wouldnt invite me out dancing, but he agreed to a weedate. Evenbetter! ;)
1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!
2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.
ANONYMOUSSTONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'
While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.
I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!