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Weedwaker 

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

GRAWR!!
My buddy always goes to the bathroom for a long time after we smoke. I can hear him jerking off.

What a fucking weedwaker.
Weedwaker by AkimboBimbo July 29, 2010
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weedwacked 

The spacey,tired feeling you get the day after a night of smoking weed.
Damn.....I wish I didn't have to go to work today, I feel totally weedwacked....
weedwacked by Carlye Samatas January 20, 2009

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.
I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!
Tuscaloosa Weedwacker by suspect2 February 7, 2010

weedaterian 

One referred to as a stoner that gets high as fuck everyday.
Dyllon is such a weedaterian, and he's always getting stoned.

Weedeater 

Weedeater is a sludge metal band from the Carolinas featuring sludge veteran Dave "Dixie" Collins on bass and vocals. They debuted with ... And Justice For Y'all, followed up by Sixteen Tons, and a third album God Luck And Good Speed.
I was listening to Weedeater last night when I was hitting the bong, Wizard Fight came on and I started jamming.
Weedeater by Messiah Stanch January 14, 2009

weedwhacker 

1: gardening tool used to cut grass in out-of-the-way areas
2: spinoff of "Cops" where policemen beat people up for smoking pot
1: Use the weedwhacker around the tree
2: The weedwhackers shall now confiscate your drugs
weedwhacker by The Neiler June 8, 2003

Kentucky weedeater 

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her and pulls them behind her back as if using a weed eater . Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Sheila had rugburn on her face and sore shoulders after I performed a Kentucky weedeater on her.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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