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buy some weed off me later! 

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

weed merchant 

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it
mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear
weed merchant by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Weed Measurements 

UK Version:
0.5g = Blueys, fives (bit)

1g = Tens (bit), a bag

3.5g = 3-5, eighth

7g = Q, Quarter
14g = Half (oz)
28g/1oz = Ounces, Zs, Oz, Os
16oz = Pound, Bs, Bricks
35oz = Ks, Kilos
"Yo bro, i only got a fiver can you sort me a blueys?"
"How many grams is there in a ounce", "Twenty Eight bro you need to know your weed measurements"
Weed Measurements by yhfrag September 19, 2019

weed mentor 

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.
Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
weed mentor by westfalia January 13, 2010

Weed Measurements 

Some common amounts of dro for sale.

1g - G
3.5g - Eighth (1/8 oz)
7g - Quarter (1/4 oz)
14g - Half O (1/2 oz)
28g - Zip (1 oz)
16oz - Pound (16 oz)

Any more than that, you best know what you're doing.
ex.) My guy is moving a couple zips a day cuz im pushing almost a zip every night.

ex.)Hahaha this punk just bought 3 g's when he coulda got .5g free. Gotta know you're weed measurements, so you dont do stupid sht.
Weed Measurements by AyyItzJAMIN August 24, 2009

Weed Memory

A condition in which you don't remember things you said or did when you were high until you get high again.
Person #1: Dude! You remember when I attacked the mayonnaise?

Person #2: You're just remembering that now?

Person #1: Well, this is the first time I've gotten high since then.

Person #2: Weed memory strikes again.
Weed Memory by Tericon November 13, 2010