Someone who vehemently hates weeaboos, can't shut up about how much he hates weebs and sometimes even become an extremely violent, a very closed-minded person.
Weeb: Hey what tv-series or animes you watch?
Weebphobic: UHHHAHAHAHAHHA YOU JUST SAID ANIME!!!! YIKES*Doing vomiting sounds* FUCKING WEEB *Punches the guy*
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.