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webutard 

Mainstream news and media staff that do segments on the worldwideweb and the internet that give the impression they are on the absolute cutting-edge of these technologies, when in fact they can barely use e-mail.
The webutards at Time magazine think that "YOU" are person of the year.
webutard by Olwen Lloyd December 13, 2008
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An individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact with the Interweb.
That guy has no idea on how to use the internet to his own advantage. He is such a Webtard.
Webtard by vevmesteren December 9, 2009

webtarded 

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.
I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...
webtarded by anonymous_a April 14, 2008
n., any individual whose act of personal stupidity is video recorded and available for viewing on the Internet (i.e., lipsynching a song, or otherwise acting like a total douche)
Did you see that video of those stupid Asian guys lipsynching to that lame-ass Backseat Boys song? What a couple of webtards!

Oh yeah, and what about that numa-numa kid? A classic example of a fucking webtard at work!
webtard by HEFFABONG April 12, 2006
An individual who is oblivious to web scams and phishing, usually having sub-par security installed on his machine.
I have to go next door to that webtard next door again, to remove yet another root kit.
Webtard by DocBrown68 June 21, 2008
Someone who floods message boards and forums with single line entries simply responding to a previous post and adding nothing to the thread.
Previous post: "I saw the Broncos game last week. It was fantastic !!"
Webtard: "Yeah"

or descriptive of...."That guy writes total crap, he's such a webtard."
webtard by tvc December 28, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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