an elderlyfemale that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.