web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP July 1, 2005

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

by mandy March 31, 2005

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider Web App

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.

"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"

by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010