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Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.

Hot Carl Weathers 

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

Carl Weathers 

Popular actor most well-known as Apollo Creed. Is also the only castmember of Predator who did not become a governor.
Man, that Carl Weathers cooks one mean stew!
Carl Weathers by Talvin July 19, 2005

Weatherection 

noun - the process of being engorged due to supremely arousing weather.
T- Jesus, this weather is incredible! sky so blue, breeze so fine, sheeeeeeet.

D- Dude, what the fuck?! You're poppin' a b!

T- It's my Weatherection, no worry. mother nature's one sultry bitch.
Weatherection by Zizouinho December 11, 2011

Weatherize 

To prepare oneself for the outdoors by adding or removing layers of clothing.

In wintertime, the word "winterize" may be used, instead, to more specifically define the act of preparing oneself for the cold winter weather outside by putting on one's coat, hat, scarf, boots, and/or gloves.
Sam and his friends are about to go outdoors, but he hasn't finished getting himself ready clothing-wise.

Sam to his friends: "Hold on guys... I still need to weatherize!"
Weatherize by supernova4 December 23, 2011

carl weathers 

Slang for Cocaine, randomised to keep people from knowing what the hell you are referring to.
"You got any Carl Weathers?"

"I'm just going to go to the toilet man, do some Carl"
carl weathers by richeyjh November 6, 2007