weatherston

when the weather man lies to you and doesn’t tell you it’s going to rain and makes you feel like poo

i feel so weatherston today, it rained but the weather man told me it would be sunny

by harry_smells June 10, 2021

Wetherton

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way.....

Wetherton...family name of awesomeness

by MBev August 6, 2011

featherstone

A person who is irrationally violent.

That guy was talkin' shit so I got all featherstone on his bitch ass.

by Jakob Cole August 7, 2007

weatherspoon

A man with curly hair and long socks. typically black and white. Has lots of friends and fits into most groups

Man I feel like a real Weatherspoon today

by dogefamoge June 23, 2016

Featherston

The Featherston’s are the rednecks you’d see bein clumsy and shooting guns all the time and the Featherston’s are always good with people and they can knock your boots off and you don’t wanna mess with them cause they are very strong and smart and very intelligent and funny

The Featherston’s are shooting again RUNNN!!

by Justin dick July 29, 2019

Weatherspooning

To emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower classes outside the popular chain-pub on the Stroud Green Road.

Works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.

Example of Weatherspooning:

A – Would you like a cup of tea?

B – No thanks, I’m fine at the moment.

A – (Shouting) Oh, whatever! I don’t give a shit anyway! (Then all quite and heartfelt) You just don’t care about me anymore... Why can’t we be more like those normal people?

by MinderMob April 19, 2009

waterstone

1.to do something spaztically
2.to fluke something and do well against odds
3.someone up-market and upperclass, derived from the up-market bookshop name

"man that girl just did a waterstone"

by Rosie james March 6, 2007