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weaselfuck

A sniveling coward that hides behind his parents when things don't go as expected.

They will avoid friendships when any effort is requiring
Weaselly John believed all of Jose's lies about me. What a weaselfuck.
weaselfuck by Downvoting Victim August 30, 2021

WeaselPickle 

A generically funny word. From "That 70's Show"
In this scene all the characters are in the "circle" and are all high

Kelso: Ya know whats a funny word?
Eric: I wonder who stole all my money?
Kelso: WeaselPickle!
Hyde:It wasn't me
Kelso:{laughing}
Eric: I think that it was you, Hyde
Kelso:{Still laughing}
Kelso:WEASELPICKLE!!!!
WeaselPickle by Grim1Tuesday2 February 14, 2009

weasel fuck 

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.
Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!
weasel fuck by pinklloyd May 12, 2009

"weaselpecker" collier 

A corrupt third-rate, low-rent, lowlife attorney in a black dress sitting as a "judge" of the Medina County, Ohio Court of Common Pleas. A serial philanderer who, along with his "official" court reporter (with benefits) has been materially altering transcripts of court proceedings since at least 2003. Weaselpecker's "judicial" philosophy is summed up by his declaration that the United States Constitution is "just a scrap of paper, not rules or law."
"Weaselpecker" Collier and his "official" court reporter (with benefits) have gone on a weekend love tryst while his family stays at home to cut the grass.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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