wazilinki

When your having a piss and it becomes surprisingly out of control, spraying everywhere and maybe even pushing u back from all the force of the piss coming out of the cock. imagine a hose pipe left on the ground with water coming out of it at full blast. If that happens when u piss, ur havin a wazilinki.

Dan: Is Wainer in the toilet?
(from within toilet): UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nick: Yup, that's him
Dan: sounds like he's havin a good wazilinki in there.

by Bent like a zipilis June 26, 2008

Wikilinking

The term used to describe the art of swinging from hyperlink to hyperlink within Wikipedia obtaining truly random and often useless facts about literally anything in the world. Reserved for the insatiable curiosity of digital drifters.

John: I was wikilinking yesterday starting with "Galaxy" and within a few minutes ended up on "Twerking"
Jane: Get a life or go sleep on the couch

by TripleA87 September 20, 2013