waynert

A particularly appealing and desirable type of the creature Skort.

Person 1 "Wow. That's a totally waynert SkoRt for sure!"

Person 2 " duh... those are the best kind of SkoRts. everybody knows that."

waynert by Emily Adams February 5, 2020

Waynerd 

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!

Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing

Waynerd by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010

Wayner 

Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

Wayner by DD1979 February 3, 2010

Wayner 

Someone who is from or lives in Wayne County (or Jesup), Georgia. Wayners tend to be oddballs and stand out in relation to others from Southeast Georgia. Wayners are weird, but occasionally loveable. The best Wayners are from K'Ville since K'Ville knows how to turn up.

Man, that kid is such a Wayner. He always smells his fork after he scratches his butt with it.

Wayner by @ThatGuy101 November 12, 2017

Wayner 

An erection during a public event such as a sporting event or a concert.

That guy has a wayner over there

Wayner by boner soup sickness November 13, 2011

Waynestream 

Describes a song released by Lil Wayne that automatically becomes popular solely because of the fact that Lil Wayne is in it, especially if no one has heard of one or more of the other artists.

Have you heard "Jack Be Nimble" by Slick Ogga, Lil O, and Weezy? That shit's so waynestream.

Waynestream by gooberhata October 6, 2008

Waynetain 

-verb
1. to keep in existence or continuance just short of mediocrity

-Related forms
wayne-tain-a-ble
wayne-tain-a-bil-i-ty, noun
wayne-tain-er, noun

Wayne entered a weight loss contest where everyone was losing weight each week. He would lose a pound every so often, but was able to gain it back each week, through continuing to eat sh*t food and not go to the gym like he said he was going to do. I guess you could say he was "waynetaining."

Waynetain by Daniel San and Rahim April 29, 2008