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The abbreviation for "What are you talking about?".

Using bye the MSNers and IMers
A: I had a bad dream
B: wautb?..
wautb by iorior August 24, 2008
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Waubay Whistler 

Much like the sound of pinching the open end of a balloon and listen to the air whistle while it slowly exits. To perform the Waubay Whistler, you blow air into your woman's vagina. Quickly you pinch the labia together and allow the inside air to escape slowly. The resulting sound is a whistle of sorts emitting from the vagina.
I was bored whilst performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend, so I shook things up a bit and gave her a good ol' Waubay Whistler.
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Translates directly to "what a time to be alive".

This acronym has two key connotations:

1) celebrating what an outrageous social moment we live in as a result of 21st century technology and norms.
2) expressing general joy.

(See also: the think man's YOLO)
Moses: "my ex's dog just endorsed me for 'research' on LinkedIn."
apple: "WATTBA"

(See also : the thinking man's yolo)
WATTBA by Wryly July 7, 2015
Blog acronym for Whiny Ass Titty-Baby. Primarily refers to right-wingers who routinely bully others but whine vociferously at the mildest criticism directed their way.
In Karl Rove's retirement interview with the NY Times, he blamed everyone's hatred of him on the Democrats. What a pathetic, disgusting WATB.
watb by Bernard Hyland August 24, 2007
Blog abbreviation for Whiney Ass Titty Baby; "new one from Atrios -- coined for Harris of the WaPo and Keller of NY Times," i.e. someone who makes excuses instead of doing the courageous thing.
The WATB reporter wrote what he thought would please the management and readers, and would be politically correct, instead of actually researching the facts for his article.
WATB by dus7 January 23, 2006
A disrespectful piece of dog that shits on the floor all day
A disrespectful piece of dog that shits on the floor all day. just walked past me
I bet it was Wartboy
Wartboy by bofjfhdhs May 26, 2015
wutb is a text phrase which means what u thinkin bout... mainly used by girls when they have nothing else to ask in a text convo so they ask it even though they know the guy will answer not much
Girl: Hey
Boy: Hey
Girl: Wutb?
Boy: Not much

*tumbleweed flys past*
wutb by blaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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