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Translates directly to "what a time to be alive".

This acronym has two key connotations:

1) celebrating what an outrageous social moment we live in as a result of 21st century technology and norms.
2) expressing general joy.

(See also: the think man's YOLO)
Moses: "my ex's dog just endorsed me for 'research' on LinkedIn."
apple: "WATTBA"

(See also : the thinking man's yolo)
WATTBA by Wryly July 7, 2015
Words you can keep
stands for: what a time to be alive
"One Direction are in Australia! Wattba!"
wattba by selkib October 21, 2013
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A site comprised equally of horrifying and innocence destroying porn, 1D fanfiction, the occasional good book, and collections of brain farts that most find oddly hilarious.

This is truly an amazing website, as long as you stay away from the porn.Your science teachers teach you science, not what a condom look like when in use.
"I love Wattpad; I can share all of my stories without the publishing hassle!"
Wattpad by mojii May 3, 2015
Basically a website with a bunch of, 'bad-boy who actually has a heart of gold falls for some random good-girl and changes for her because he is sooooo madly in love' books, although Wattpad books are mostly cringey there are a few good ones written by genuinely good authors who are trying to start up their career.
Person #1- "I watched a movie the other day, it had such a Wattpad ending"

Person #2- "Let me guess, a hot popular and/or badass guy fall for an invisible nobody who ends up being really popular and then they live happily ever after?"

Person #1- "Yup"
Wattpad by sorryforbeinghonest July 20, 2018

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down
Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome
The unholiest site on the internet, with the possible exception of 4chan.
Shit, I was just on Wattpad. I need Holy Water!
Wattpad by RadioactiveBananaCat January 16, 2018
i love wattpad
wattpad by Nezukooo-Channn February 12, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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