watkin

1- an unnecessary 5 minute - 1 hour break.
2- a stupid action
3- anything negative

1- "I hate working with this kid. He's taken 3 watkins in the past hour! I'm doing all the damn work!"

by KMaster July 1, 2012

Watkin

To sweep a girl off her feet, often while not even realising that's what you're doing.

Girl a: How was your date?

Girl b: It was amazing. He was lovely and enthusiastic and adorable, and he kissed me when we went for lunch

Girl a: He's totally Watkinned you, hasn't he?

Girl b: Swoon, he totally has...

by Louise87 December 26, 2012

Watkin

The unfortunate act of grazing a your face because you fell over with your thumbs tucked into the straps of your heavy backpack.

Boy: "Un-tuck your thumbs from your straps, its dangerous, you may Watkin"

Girl: "woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah" (bosh + scraping sound)

by clare_the_great October 22, 2008

Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017

Mr Watkin

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...

Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.

by mamame July 1, 2014

sam watkin

A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!

Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!

by Bedera July 26, 2016

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018