Waterbear

A person who is very drunk; they are so drunk they need "bear" water

Mike just drank ten beers and its not even 10AM... yeah, he's a total waterbear

Waterbear by bc_2000 May 27, 2018

waterbear

A term representing one who requires bare water... usually because of increased alcohol consumption.

Did you see mike tonight? Yea total waterbear

waterbear by bc_2000 May 30, 2018

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Watergardens 

A shoping centere in the western suburbs of victoria
Commonly knows as WaterGzzz
Where Adidas and numberplate hats are the essetial atire
The only place in the world where trackies are acceptable over jeans
THe food court is the place to be for muzzas.
Watergardens is the home of 13 year old PHD shufflers who think their the maddest
for some reason two safeways ?
Smaller version of highpoint

"where u wanna meet"? watergardens train station

Watergardens by frankwazere October 30, 2007

Waterbending 

A special ability given to the people of the Water Tribes in the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender. The skill of waterbending gives a person the ability to control water and various forms of (ice, snow, steam, etc.). One variation of waterbending is Bloodbending, developed by Hama, a survivor of the Fire Nation Raids on the Southern Water Tribe. A Waterbending Master can skillfully bend anything with water inside. People have been shown controlling plants by bending the water inside; bending perfume (which presumably had water in it), water mixed with earth, mud (which raises some questions), and stew to name a few. In episode 8 of Season 3 "The Puppetmaster" we learned that a skilled waterbender can actually pull the water from the air or from plants. Waterbenders can also freeze or unfreeze water. The style of waterbending mirrors that of Tai Chi in both its movements and the way that waterbenders turn their defense into their offense. There are three known styles of waterbending: Northern, Southern, and Foggy Swamp Style.
The origins of waterbending are said to have come from early Water Tribe members watching as the moon pushed and pulled the water, and they learned to do it themselves.
Some waterbenders posses the healing abilities of water. The healers use the water to relieve sickness by redirecting the chi paths in the human body, however, using waterbending to heal will not heal everything.
Waterbenders draw their strength from the moon, therefore, their abilities are at their peak at night and during and especially during a full moon. They are at their most vulnerable during a lunar eclipse when waterbending is rendered impossible.

Katara is a waterbending master and learned from Master Pakku.
Thanks Wikipedia for all the info!

Waterbending by Elisa Paz February 3, 2008

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

waterbread 

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.

That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.

waterbread by Nowaterbreadallowed June 14, 2019