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watch me 

Used when someone can't believe you're about to do something and/or dares you to do it.
Your boss: "You can't quit my money-hungry company, just because you don't like the way it's run"
You: "Oh yeah ?... Watch me !"
watch me by Whateverman March 10, 2006
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watch me 

a card game that people play in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, it sounds very much like poker.
They sat at a table away from the others playing a game of Watch Me half-heartedly.

watch me 

1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it
" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."
watch me by yummilicious September 8, 2006

watch me whip, watch me nae nae 

The act of burdening someone by demanding they observe you dance a particular type of danced called "the nae nae".
"Hey, Brock...Brock...Brock...hey...hey...hey Brock...Brock...Brock..", "WHAT!?", "...now...watch me whip, watch me nae nae..".

That was the last time anyone ever saw Steven alive, as well as the last time Brock tasted sweet, sweet freedom.

Do you or someone you know suffer from a compulsive need for others to observe you whip and nae nae? Seek help today, you may just save a life.

watch me do me 

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.
Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

Watch me do me 

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task
A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!
Watch me do me by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed
Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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