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Christopher Wistopher 

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.
as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

Wastoocher 

Wastoocher is a mix between moocher and waster. A wastoocher is the type of person that orders the most expensive thing on the menu (Only when he or she isn't paying) and then eats usually under 60 percent of what is on the plate. Then they throw away the rest instead of saving it or offering it to somebody else.
You're paying for our food tomorrow right?

Not if Dane is coming! He is such a wastoocher!
1. A burnout of a burnout. 2. A dregg who's eyes are cased with the dried tears of their life, as they've realized all their dreams are unattainable except for the drinking part.
I got an idea! Lets go knock around some wastoids.
wastoid by cakes June 11, 2003

westophilia 

westophilia or westophile both of these terms could be used to describe a person who is interested in the culture, customs, and traditions of the Western world, which includes countries in Europe, North America, and other regions that are considered part of the "Western" world.
1. Although she was born and raised in Japan, Maria's westophilia led her to learn English and study abroad in the United States.

2. John has always been an westophile; he's fascinated by the art, literature, and history of the Western world.
westophilia by Narrator007 December 31, 2022

waspoppin' 

It's a Louisiana slang

But instead of what's up its waspoppin' or Wazzam
Like when you answer the phone you say "Waspoppin' witcha yungin"
waspoppin' by NOLA BAYBEH August 3, 2017

wasteplex 

Oi Dat Gyal Is such a Wasteplex man KMT
wasteplex by kkkraze November 11, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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