wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.
I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.
by H. Bruce Washington July 07, 2021
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Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket
Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.
by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016
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