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"What's up," but how one gets "wassabe" from that is unknown.
Person A: wassabe?
Person B: that means?
Person A: what's up?
Person B: how you get wassabe from that?
Person A: cause I'm cool like that
Person B: you're stupid
wassabe by WOWZERS October 8, 2005
a universal greeting typically used when meeting good friends after you drank 20 cokes.
hey dude your shaking a little bit

WASSABE!
wassabe by -tye- July 1, 2005

WASSUBER 

meaning whatever using two german words that dont mean whatever....it sounds cooler than egal and you can use it in ANY possible situation
dude 1: dude im choking on bratwurst..... call an ambulance
dude 2: wassuber
WASSUBER by browniesbybrownies July 28, 2011

wassadeal 

wassadeal is the combination of what's and deal to ask the age old question what is the deal. can be a question or an answer or an exclamation.
Wassadeal with the girl that lives next door?
wassadeal by wassadeal.com August 14, 2011

Wassabotage 

The act of sabotaging someone's food with wassabi.
Topher: "I totally wassabotaged Ryan's conch salad while he was in the bathroom"
Ryan: "Oh damn that's hot! Did you wassabotage me bro?"
Topher: "YUUUUUP!"
Wassabotage by Shmopher November 4, 2012

wassamelon 

What black people eat. In english, 'Watermelon'.
"Ey Leroy, watchoo goins ta eat tanight?"
"Ah gots me some fried chicken, cornbread, collard greens, purple kool-aid, and ah gots some wassamelon fo dessert!"
wassamelon by Malkon June 30, 2004