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Waning Mullet
a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
wanie
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016
Wanjiru
Wanjiru - Is a Kenyan (female) name.
Wanjiru's are beautiful inside and out. They are the sweetest girls you will meet. They have beautiful hearts and are so much fun. Wanjiru's are very bubbly and like to have fun. They are very cool girls. They are also amazing friends, you can always trust a Wanjiru. They are always up for an adventure.
They can be very moody, irritable, bitchy and aggressive, but their good always outweighs their bad.
Short-form of the name 'Shiru/Chiru'
Say as (One-G-Row) (She-Row)
Wanjiru's are beautiful inside and out. They are the sweetest girls you will meet. They have beautiful hearts and are so much fun. Wanjiru's are very bubbly and like to have fun. They are very cool girls. They are also amazing friends, you can always trust a Wanjiru. They are always up for an adventure.
They can be very moody, irritable, bitchy and aggressive, but their good always outweighs their bad.
Short-form of the name 'Shiru/Chiru'
Say as (One-G-Row) (She-Row)
"Just met the coolest girl ever"
"She's Definately a Wanjiru"
"I'm definately naming my daughter Wanjiru"
"She's Definately a Wanjiru"
"I'm definately naming my daughter Wanjiru"
wankidextrous
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008
Evil Walrii Protests 2010
The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.
Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.
Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.
If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.
Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.
If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".
Evil Walrii Protests 2010 by Not afraid to speak the truth June 29, 2010
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