wannabe chav 

Someone who is clearly not a chav but still walks with a bop and wear trackies because they think thats "cool bruv"

why would you want to be one anyway??!!!

wannabe: yer what you geeks doin? you losers!!

Normal person: shutup you chav ooops your not you wannabe chav!

wannabe chav by Andy_Andy August 6, 2006

wannabe chav 

Wannade chav:
Someone who thinks they're "hard" however are as as soft as a baby's arse. They go arround acting as if they are a chav, with the straitned hair and lip gloss, but they dont have the balls to be one.... so pretend to be one but never actually do chav stuff like smoking, getting totally pissed and bunking off school.

Wannabe chav: Yeah, her hairs really greasy lets bully her, not really only joking(probly because they're not a dare)

wannabe chav by Angelicgoth February 28, 2005

Wannabe Chav 

White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.

Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.

Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .

Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.

Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).

What other people think of them.

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends

Wannabe Chav by LivingInBritainIsShit July 28, 2013

Wannabe Chav 

Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.

"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."

Wannabe Chav by lolfagfuckface August 25, 2012

The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl 

Sadly we all have had one in our school. The wannabe Black chavy white girl or TWBCWG for short are easy to spot. They change their voices to try and sound black and try and act sassy thinking it makes her black.

These girls often have names on instagram or snapchat like “mosthated_kxox, yurfave.x” trying to conceal who they are.

TWBCWG always styles her hair in ways her hair is actually not meant for such as High buns with edges and low slick ponytails with edges and backbrushing her hair to make it look thick.

TWBCWG spends most of her money on McDonald’s , fake nails or getting her acrylics done and eyelashes. False lashes are very important to TWBCWG along with a orange fake tan as if nobody can see it. Slug eyebrows are another key feature of this girl along with a lot of piercings. You are lucky to see TWBCWG without makeup as they look rough without it..... yet they think they’re special.

It’s sad as nobody tells them how silly they look trying to change who they are for social media, thinking it’s cool. Be yourself guys 😔.....

“ she’s defo one of dem The wannabe black chavy white girl bruv. Lookkkkk at the edges and tan 😭.Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️”

- TWBCWG

The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl by thehardtruth. July 29, 2019

wanna be not chavs 

wanna be not chavs are poeple who once upon a time listened chris brown and usher, but now because it has become encredibly unacceptable to be anything but a prissy little rich girl who looks like top shop has thrown up on them and that thev'ye "ALWAYS" listened to hard core rock! they are chavs at heart but can't show their true colours! poor things! they squeeze their anerexic bodies into drainpipes whilst we all know they'd really rather be wearing trackies and impossibly scraped backed gelled hair!
sometimes they'll listen to R&B in a retro ironic way, when really it's just so they can face another day of not being a chav!

wanna be not chavs is, she is thin wears all designer teamed with camden market, she looks good, of course... but wait didn't i see her at the chris brown concert when rock wasn't fashoinable?!

wanna be not chavs by shabaz September 8, 2006