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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
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Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.
Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!
Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

ram no wantin 

To not want something, someone or somewhere.

derived from 'am not wanting' (Scottish source)
chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'

glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'

chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'
ram no wantin by ramnowantinrats November 12, 2010

Wallington 

Attractive middle class town within the London Borough of Sutton with the great distinction of being the site of three of the best Grammar schools in the entire country.
Wallington is the hotspot of Britain for secondary education.
Wallington by .l April 26, 2014

Danger wanking 

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
Danger wanking by Spilox April 22, 2009

stone walling 

To put up artificial or contrived barriers to slow down or stop someone's progress.
I've been trying to get to the bottom of this problem but she keeps stone walling me.
stone walling by John Hubbard October 19, 2006