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wanky yanky 

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.
This code is a bit wanky yanky.
wanky yanky by dewim June 9, 2018
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Wanky Yanky 

A british citizen that emigrates to the US and automatically thinks they're American.
LP: "Rob's been in the states like 4 days and he's already changed"

Mylo: "Yeah man he's a Wanky Yanky"
Wanky Yanky by northernsoul247 September 29, 2010

yanky wanky 

Yanky Wanky is when u ou are getting/giving a handjob and are grabbing the skin around the penis almost ripping it off
Yo bro, some chick yanky wanky'd my dick last night
yanky wanky by ManWithNoBrain August 6, 2017

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.
My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.
Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
yanky my wanky by Cornbang March 23, 2016

yankee doodle wanky 

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."
yankee doodle wanky by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

The Flying Yank Wank 

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder
Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one
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