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wanking chariot 

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.
c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.
wanking chariot by Codiak July 31, 2003

Wanking Chariot 

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.
I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.
Wanking Chariot by Endie July 18, 2006

wanking chariot 

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.
He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"
wanking chariot by Ponce April 26, 2005
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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