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wankbait 

Someone, typically female, who might instigate a bout of self gratification, ie: wanking.
Wow, your mom is TOTALLY wankbait, have a kleenex?
wankbait by SpillZ March 12, 2004
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Videos or images on social media that use unsubtle innuendo or titillating content with the express goal of getting the viewer to sign up to the creator's OnlyFans or similar account.
Stop sending me wankbait reels on insta, my credit card is already maxxed!
Wankbait by Aramor42 July 5, 2026
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This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.
"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."
Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

wank bait 

Seeing porn or hentai on a facebook which is pandering for likes!
"What's this post? Hentai, that's total wank bait!"
wank bait by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

wankbastard 

A bastard who wanks.
You are such a fuckin wankbastard
wankbastard by Bumhat June 2, 2008
An instrument used during the Spanish inquisition to prevent young Catholics from going astray.
"Erold, stop playing with that thing, the Inquisition is on its way with the biggest wankbat you've ever seen."
Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004
1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com
Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!
Wankbat by bob January 5, 2004
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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