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wank sock 

sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation
I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...
wank sock by Rick Hilton January 13, 2009
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wank sock 

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob
wank sock by evil bob August 30, 2006
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Wank Sock 

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet
Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch
Wank Sock by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Wank Sock 

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"
Wank Sock by Arse face August 13, 2017

sock wank 

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating
Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?
sock wank by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

wank socket 

A wank socket is a females genitalia
Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket
wank socket by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021

wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004
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